Office Stalkers

I used to have a previous office stalker, a girl who has a crush on me, but she recently left the company. It was very obvious as well, so obvious that my coworkers would joke around whenever her name would pop up. Actually office stalker is a strong word, since she's too shy / busy to come over to my cube to talk to me. I would see her in the hallway or break room and chit chat every so often.

How did I know she had a crush on me? She let it all out one night during my coworker's going away party. After a few drinks, she admitted it to one of my coworker's wife. Unfortunately they were also trying to hook us up together despite my protests, so I felt a bit awkward as I didn't want to hurt her feelings. But I think she got the hint that night.

Recently at my birthday, one of my friends asked me if so-and-so (really, I forgot his name) talked to me at work. I remember saying that I don't know anybody by that name at work, but my friend told me they met him through another friend and he also works at the same company I do. He also knows who I am, and knows I go to the company gym often. This information started creeping me out, since I really can't think of anybody I know with that name, nor has anybody came up and introduced themselves to me recently. And the fact that he knows I go to the gym kinda creeps me out a bit.

Whoever you are, please introduce yourself to me so I can stop imagining that you're some creepy guy.

Though he might have introduced himself to me before, and I forgot, since I'm horrible at remembering people's names.