Friday the 13th
"Today's friday the 13th!", my friend IM's me.
"Huh? It is? Already? Darn, I didn't even notice that today", I reply back.
As I unpack one of the big Dell boxes that has a server in it, a freaking spider literally jumps out at me from the box. So I do what any strong manly man does, I screamed like a little girl then stomped on it. After scraping the bottom of my shoe against another box, I think to myself I would suck if I encountered an alien species that looked different. I'd probably scream like a little girl again, then grab my shotgun and blast it till it stopped moving.
3 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I think you're a fair representative of human nature, however. But still. HAHAHAHAHA!!
You are too funny! I am all about catch and release, unless it is sonething gnarly like a roach...then I bring out the raid, my shoes and my kitties!
hahaha...well at least you didn't hop up on a chair and tell a girl to kill the spider for u. too funny!
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